girlfriendhaver:

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4lungboy:

tishue:

tv chef lady like “i love spice (:” -adds one tiny jalapeño with all seeds removed to stir fry-

TV chef lady like “I love spice (:” - Takes A massive Bong hit of K2 and drives her car into a roller rink

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whywouldyoufollowme:

Dont sell my girl no weed bruh, u sell it to me, i will give it to her. My girl come home, and already gotta dub bag of chronic, im not smokin with her, cause i know she fucked. Dont even drive ya girl to go get the weed “babe ima run upstairs n get it” she up there for 10-15mins u sick! If the weed dealer fuck ya girl, u gotta snitch on his whole operation b. Let me find out the weed dealer fucked my hunny, dawg im in the detective office, givin out DIMES. And while im snitchin, im throwin my girl under the bus! “Yes officer my girlfriend cops a ounce from him on every 1st sunday, in the apt on the third floor apt 3c”. And when the cops go in for the bust, im makin a citizens arrest! Cops bust in the door, catch ya girl in there butt ass naked choppin up her ounce, weed dealer tkin a shower. Detects bring u in “we got him son!….but we found ya gf in there also, she might be lookin @ 8yrs” u sickkk. U goin to the trial, ya gf in shackles cryin, u just hurt dawg! But u gotta stay strong cause she cheated on u. Weed dealer in jail HOT u snitched, nigga tellin his mans to smoke u! Weed dealer got his niggas outside ya moms house in blk vans, ya mom in the kitchen fryin chicken, they bust in the door. Pot of chicken fall on the floor, moms screamin. U at ya moms funeral, weed dealer got his niggas outside, they lettin the choppa rip! Pastor shot, grandmoms passed out. Bullet fly thru the casket hit ya moms in the rib, u hear her say “ouch” u cryin but confused cause u thought she was dead

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isitoctoberyett:

• Cooper wearing the Buffalo Plaid collar by Fawn & Brindle.
  
• Use code FBKAYDEN for 10% off any order!
  

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elblogdehiphop:

I’m so fuckin’ sick and tired of the Photoshop
Show me somethin’ natural like afro on Richard Pryor
Show me somethin’ natural like ass with some stretchmarks
Still will take you down right on your mama’s couch in Polo socks, ayy

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dinuguan:

fakepreme:

dinuguan:

dinuguan:

Go sharty, it’s your squirt day

We’re gonna shitty farty like it’s your squirt day

allow me to introduce you the the backspace button on your keyboard

You can find me in the tub. Bottle full of cum.

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peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

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bingtoolbar:

Just Let Him In

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gordons:

Any hatred for Ayn Rand here secretly stems from misogyny for intellectual women in power lmao no I’m just pulling your dick but that sounded like something someone would say on here didn’t it

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american football sucks

grawly:

oh thank god

slimeghost:

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